For apps shipped with Lovable · v0 · Cursor · Bolt · Replit Agent

You shipped the app. $49 to find out why nobody's converting.

Launch tweet got 47 likes. Stripe is empty. The product works but visitors don't. I read your app cold — the way a stranger does — and tell you what's killing trust, conversion, or repeat use.

What I usually find in vibe-coded apps

• 01The hero says what you built, not what it does for the user.
• 02Signup form has 6 fields before any value is shown.
• 03“Trusted by hundreds” with no real logos.
• 04Pricing is decorative — three columns, no clear pick.
• 05Empty-state shows nothing the first 30 seconds — so they leave.
• 06Mobile crops the hero, CTA is below the fold, hamburger does the wrong thing.
• 07The technical cliff — frontend looks shipped but the signup posts to nothing, dashboard data is faked, auth flow has gaps. Beautiful on the surface, broken underneath.

What lands in your inbox in 24 hours

• +Plain-English action list, ranked
• +4 customer-type walkthroughs
• +Comparison against 2 real competitors
• +Where things break — forms, trust, mobile, copy
• +Same-day refund if I miss 3 things you hadn't thought of

Why “just ask Claude” isn't the same

You can paste your URL into Claude and get a generic checklist. The same one everyone with a $20/mo account gets. I walk your app for the specific failure modes vibe-coded apps inherit from their templates — sourced from actually shipping with these tools (Cruzar, B2B AI for Mexico-US border crossings, on iOS TestFlight). Same-day refund if it's not better than the generic.